Last night I learned that:
-I can totally toss a fan under my arm, have it spin in the air, and catch it.
-I totally need to be doing this over a carpet.
-These fans definitely do get scratched pretty badly on impact, but so far seem structurally sound.
-...So some of that wobbling with the old fans was me...
And now I'm going to publically publish this for posterity:
SLOW JAM FLOW JAM
Please tell me no one else is already doing this, because I need to make it happen. Sexy slow jams: trip hop, future bass, R&B.... yeah I could spin to that.